Watch: Two And A Half Men (TV Show)

Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house on the beach, a Jaguar in front of the house and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer) who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son Jake (Angus T. Jones) come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor), Alan's estranged wife Judith (Marin Hinkle) and Charlie's crazy neighbour Rose (Melanie Lynskey) who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. The series' premise was revamped in the ninth season, focusing on Alan and Jake moving on with their lives after the death of Charlie with help from their new roommate, Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), who is also dealing with his own troubles following a bad divorce. The three eventually bond and help each other grow and overcome their losses.

SEASON 1

EPISODE 1: Pilot a.k.a. Most Chicks Won’t Eat Veal

EPISODE 2: Big Flappy Bastards

EPISODE 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gales of Hell

EPISODE 4: If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going to Take a Nap

EPISODE 5: The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump

EPISODE 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkey

EPISODE 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake

EPISODE 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

EPISODE 9: Phase One, Complete

EPISODE 10: Merry Thanksgiving

EPISODE 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

EPISODE 12: Camel Filter and Pheromones

EPISODE 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan

EPISODE 14: I Can’t Afford Hyenas

EPISODE 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

EPISODE 16: That Was Saliva, Alan

EPISODE 17: Ate the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats

EPISODE 18: An Old Frame with a New Wick

EPISODE 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember You

EPISODE 20: Hey, I can Pee Outside in the Dark

EPISODE 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing

EPISODE 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

EPISODE 23: Just Like Buffalo

EPISODE 24: Can You Feel My Finger?

SEASON 2

EPISODE 1: Back Off, Mary Poppins

EPISODE 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Breads

EPISODE 3: A Bag Full of Jawea

EPISODE 4: Go Get Mummy’s Bra

EPISODE 5: Bad News From the Clinic

EPISODE 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Etenal Vigilance

EPISODE 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

EPISODE 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

EPISODE 9: Yes, Monsignor

EPISODE 10: The Salmon Under the Sweater

EPISODE 11: Last Chance To See Those tattoos

EPISODE 12: A Lungful Alan

EPISODE 13: Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)

EPISODE 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

EPISODE 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand

EPISODE 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

EPISODE 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

EPISODE 18: It Was 'Mame,' Mom

EPISODE 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

EPISODE 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

EPISODE 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

EPISODE 22: That Old Hose Bag is My Mother

EPISODE 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

EPISODE 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?

SEASON 3

EPISODE 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

EPISODE 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

EPISODE 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

EPISODE 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

EPISODE 5: We Called it Mr. Pinky

EPISODE 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One

EPISODE 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

EPISODE 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do

EPISODE 9: Madame and Her Special Friend

EPISODE 10: Something Salted and Twisted

EPISODE 11: Santa's Village of the Damned

EPISODE 12: That Special Tug

EPISODE 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium

EPISODE 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

EPISODE 15: My Tongue is Meat

EPISODE 16: Ergo, the Booty Call

EPISODE 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

EPISODE 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler

EPISODE 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

EPISODE 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

EPISODE 21: And the Plot Moistens

EPISODE 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie

EPISODE 23: Arguments for the Quickie

EPISODE 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

SEASON 4

EPISODE 1: Working for Caligula

EPISODE 2: Who's Vod Kanockers?

EPISODE 3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

EPISODE 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey

EPISODE 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

EPISODE 6: Apologies for the Frivolity

EPISODE 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

EPISODE 8: Release the Dogs

EPISODE 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

EPISODE 10: Kissing Abe Lincoln

EPISODE 11: Walnuts and Demerol

EPISODE 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana

EPISODE 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer

EPISODE 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

EPISODE 15: My Damn Stalker

EPISODE 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too

EPISODE 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie

EPISODE 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville

EPISODE 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll

EPISODE 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

EPISODE 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

EPISODE 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

EPISODE 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

EPISODE 24: Prostitutes and Gelato

SEASON 5

EPISODE 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

EPISODE 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon

EPISODE 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

EPISODE 4: City of Great Racks

EPISODE 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

EPISODE 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail

EPISODE 7: Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

EPISODE 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

EPISODE 9: Tight's Good

EPISODE 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia

EPISODE 11: Meander to Your Dander

EPISODE 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

EPISODE 13: The Soil is Moist

EPISODE 14: Winky-Dink Time

EPISODE 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction

EPISODE 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

EPISODE 17: Fish in a Drawer

EPISODE 18: If My Hole Could Talk

EPISODE 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper

SEASON 6

EPISODE 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child

EPISODE 2: Pie Hole, Herb

EPISODE 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict

EPISODE 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin

EPISODE 5: A Jock Strap in Hell

EPISODE 6: It's Always Nazi Week

EPISODE 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy

EPISODE 8: Pinocchio's Mouth

EPISODE 9: The Mooch at the Boo

EPISODE 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

EPISODE 11: The Devil's Lube

EPISODE 12: Thank God for Scoliosis

EPISODE 13: I Think You Offended Don

EPISODE 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

EPISODE 15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat

EPISODE 16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

EPISODE 17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

EPISODE 18: My Son's Enormous Head

EPISODE 19: The Two Finger Rule

EPISODE 20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

EPISODE 21: Above Exalted Cyclops

EPISODE 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

EPISODE 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

EPISODE 24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids

SEASON 7

EPISODE 1: 818-jklpuzo

EPISODE 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation

EPISODE 3: Mmm, fish. Yum.

EPISODE 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminato

EPISODE 5: For the Sake of the Child

EPISODE 6: Give Me Your Thumb

EPISODE 7: Untainted by Filth

EPISODE 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

EPISODE 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

EPISODE 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room

EPISODE 11: Warning, It's Dirty

EPISODE 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

EPISODE 13: Yay, No Polyps!

EPISODE 14: Crude and Uncalled For

EPISODE 15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

EPISODE 16: Tinkle Like a Princess

EPISODE 17: I Found Your Moustache

EPISODE 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day

EPISODE 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

EPISODE 20: I Called Him Magoo

EPISODE 21: Gumby with a Pokey

EPISODE 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well

SEASON 8

EPISODE 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

EPISODE 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

EPISODE 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus

EPISODE 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

EPISODE 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

EPISODE 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger

EPISODE 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette

EPISODE 8: Springtime on a Stick

EPISODE 9: A Good Time in Central Africa

EPISODE 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

EPISODE 11: Dead from the Waist Down

EPISODE 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

EPISODE 13: Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup

EPISODE 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs

EPISODE 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

EPISODE 16: That Darn Priest

SEASON 9

EPISODE 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

EPISODE 2: People Who Love Peepholes

EPISODE 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food

EPISODE 4: Nine Magic Fingers

EPISODE 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

EPISODE 6: The Squat and the Hover

EPISODE 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

EPISODE 8: Thank You For The Intercourse

EPISODE 9: Frodo's Headshots

EPISODE 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

EPISODE 11: What A Lovely Landing Strip

EPISODE 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!